"If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding,"

-Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via mumfordslionheart)

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

beautiful-wildlife:

Wild eyes by Masa Nakamura
bayareahardcore:

924 Gilman
fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan
glazed-and-kinda-dazed:

electrickenzo:

What shall we use to fill the Empty Spaces?

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